Monday, January 12, 2009

Humerous Grave Stones

Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.

Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes,
who died January 3, 1803
His comely young widow, aged 23,
has many qualifications of a good wife,
and yearns to be comforted.

Here lies an Atheist,
All dressed up
And no place to go.

Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
Russell J. Larsen buried in Logan, Ut.
Two things I love most,good horses and beautiful women,
And when I die I hope they tan this old hide of mineand make it into a ladies riding saddle,
So I can rest in peacebetween the two things I love

In Memory of Beza Wood
Departed this life Nov. 2, 1837
Aged 45 yrs.
Here lies one Wood Enclosed in wood
One Wood Within another.
The outer wood Is very good: We cannot praise The other.

When the great judgement day arrives and Joshua Fenton Newton does not emerge from this hole,
you will know that someone made a mistakeand buried me in the wrong hole.

From La Pointe, Wis.
To the Memory of Abraham Beaulieu
Born 15 September 1822
Accidentally shot 4th April 1844
As a mark of affection from his brother.

From Burlington Vt.
She lived with her husband fifty years
And died in the confident hope of a better life.

Here lies my wife:
Here let her lie!
Now she's at rest
And so am I.

Here Lies Mary Smith
Silent At Last

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