Even MORE Genealogy Humor

I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days.

I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy.

I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.

I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me!

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower!

I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.

I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.

I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?

I'm stuck in my family tree, and I can't get down!

The answer to one problem, leads to two more!

It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor

It's 2008. Do you know where your great-grandparents were?

Jeanealogy: the study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS.

Many a family tree needs trimming.

My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

My family coat of arms ties at the back.....is that normal?

My family tree is a few branches short!

My family tree must have been used for firewood!

My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets.

Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

RELATIVES...People who come to dinner who aren't friends

Remember, undocumented genealogy is mythology.

"Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebearwas," Elmer Fudd.

Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!

So many ancestors...so little time!

That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN!

That's the problem with the gene pool: No lifeguard!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine!

They've said *you* are the fertilizer of your family tree!

To a genealogist, EVERYTHING is relative!

Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!

What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?

What do you mean my family tree has root rot!

When I searched for ancestors, I found friends! ((This one's VERY true!!!))

If marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have inlaws.

Whoever said "seek and ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist!

Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes!