Genealogy Humor Strikes Again

From "Dear Abby"

Dear Abby: I have always wanted
to have my family history traced,
but I can't afford to spend a lot of
money to do it. Any suggestions?
~ Sam in California ~

Dear Sam: Yes. Run for public office.

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There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" has died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble putting the body in the casket.

They'd put his left leg in... well, you know the rest.

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