More Genealogical Humor

As Long As We ARE REMEMBERED We NEVER Die.

A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.

A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.

A great many family trees were started by grafting.

Was Uncle Fester *REALLY* AC/DC?

A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.

A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.

Alright! Everybody out of the genetic pool!

Always willing to share my ignorance...

Am I the only person up my tree - seems like it.

Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples!

Biochemists wear designer genes.

Bring out your dead.............

C A U T I O N ! ... You have now entered the Genealogy Zone.

Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared!

Documentation....The hardest part of genealogy.

Every family tree has some sap in it.

Everybody wants to be on the Mayflower.

Evolution is God's way of issuing updates.

Cleaning out the gene pool, one at a time.

FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to...

Gene-Allergy - It's a contagious disease, but I love it!

Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees.

Genealogists are time unravelers.

Genealogists do it generation after generation....

Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census.

Genealogists live in the past lane.

Old genealogists never die, they just haunt cemeteries.

Genealogy - a search for the greatest treasures - our ancestors.

Genealogy - will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!

Genealogy...it's not a hobby, it's an obsession!

Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.

Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ??

I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it!

I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist!

I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out.